- Office colleague: Does Valerie Bure still date that girl from "Full House"?
- Me: I guess so. What was her name?
- Office colleague (putting the internet to the use God no doubt intended): Candace Cameron. She played DJ. And they're married now.
- Me: Um, okay. I'm not too broken up I didn't know any of that, but thanks.
- Office colleague (still reading from screen): Hunh. You know her brother's Kirk Cameron?
- Me: Oh man. That nut-job.
- Office colleague: Really? What's wrong with him?
- Me: He's one of those lunatic born-against Christians.
- Office colleague: Born against? Don't you mean born again?
- Me: No, I don't fucking mean that. That's what he might call himself, but I won't dignify his lunacy by playing nicey-nice with words. It's born *against*: against evolution, against science, against reason, against joy, against the odd drunken grope on a Friday night, against thinking for your fucking self.
How often does the star of "Growing Pains" come up in conversation where you work?
On April 30, 2010 at 11:34am
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